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Facts Of Life (Mandarin Version) - Lazy Boy

先感謝tthouses在youtube提供的MV
以下是中文歌詞:(非轉載)

這些都是事實 
所以上帝幫助我 你知道嗎? 每四個美國人中有一個上過電視你知道嗎? 
所有英特網(internet)點擊中 有61%點擊的是性網站
每天有21個新生嬰兒會被錯給別的父母
平均每人一年吞下八隻蜘蛛
大麻是世界上最廣泛濫用的毒品
平均每人每天笑13次
貓王頭髮的原色是金色
第一次性交的平均年齡為15.3歲
男性陰莖勃起的平均長度是5.2英吋 4.2英吋的包皮切除
愛斯基摩人把冰箱用來保持食品不被冰凍
41%的人對長著捲髮的人不那麼重視
20%的女性至少有過一次同性戀體驗你知道嗎? 
沒有一種抗皺霜能起減少皺紋的作用
在英國22%的比薩餅送餐到達顧客家中的時間比救護車到達病人家中要快
96%的女性一生至少有一次假裝過性高潮
平均每年有3個人死於嘗試是否9伏特的電池能在自己舌頭上發電
吉斯尼大全(金氏紀錄大全)開創並保持了公共圖書館中被偷書藉次數最高的紀錄
蝴蝶用腳品嚐味道
全人口中有5%是同性戀
全世界最為人所知的詞是OK 第二是可口可樂
長頸鹿能用自己的舌頭舔自己的耳朵
卓別林有一次在卓別林相像者競賽中獲三等獎
1995年一頭博覽牛從三萬英尺高空的一架俄國貨運飛機上掉落砸沉一艘日本拖網漁船
宜家(Ikea)傢俱公司的貨品目錄冊是世界上唯一比聖經印數多的書
多抽一隻煙縮短五分鐘壽命
1950年世界人口三十億 今天是六十億
唐老鴨在芬蘭被禁是因為他沒有穿褲子
74%的女性裸體主義者之所以成為裸體主義者是因為她們的丈夫是裸體主義者
開香檳時被酒瓶軟木塞彈出擊中而喪命的人 比中了蜘蛛的毒而死去的人要多
21%的車禍發生是因為駕車者開車時睡著了
你知道嗎? 最早是一個丹麥人發明了防盜報警器 但不幸的是他被人偷走了
所以上帝幫助我吧

原曲放在影音以下是英文原文歌詞:
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is - the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian 9
6% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
 Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible: the IKEA-catalogue
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is - the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth. today we are 6 billion people. (time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm. unfortunately it got stolen.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do
so help me God
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